Santa’s Most Wanted Cat Ornament

This funny cat Christmas ornament finally puts your cat’s holiday record on display. Styled as an old-west wanted poster, it shows your cat’s mugshot from your own photo, the crime they are known for and a suitably small reward. Hang it on the very tree they tried to topple, high enough to stay out of paw’s reach but where they can still reflect on their choices.

The design: a wanted poster for the household outlaw

The poster is printed to look like aged paper with torn edges and a dusting of snow along the top and bottom. Your cat’s photo sits in the center like a mugshot, with a bold slab-serif “WANTED” and the crime line above it, the reward line and your cat’s name below, and a small red bow with a pine sprig tacked to the top corner as if the sheriff got into the holiday spirit. The weathered paper and that bit of red look right at home among classic glass baubles.

You write the charges: your cat’s name goes in the “Cat’s name” box, and the crime and reward go together in “Text on your gift”. Our example reads WANTED / For knocking over the tree / Reward: 1 can of tuna / Loki, but your cat may be guilty of unwrapping gifts early, sleeping in the stocking or batting every low bauble across the floor. This wanted poster cat ornament works best when the crime is something only your family would recognize.

Product details

• Size: 3″ round flat disc
• Material: white porcelain (ceramic), about 3 mm thick, solid one-piece construction
• Print and finish: full-color print of your design on the front, glossy glaze
• Hanging: small gold-tone metal cap with a red-and-white baker’s twine loop
• Personalization: your cat’s name, plus the crime and reward in one short line of text
• Cats and photos: one cat per poster; upload one clear photo (up to 6 photos per item)
• Care: wipe gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth

How your ornament is made

Upload a photo of your cat and you will see a free AI preview of the poster. The preview is an illustration only, so feel free to try several crimes before you settle on the one that gets the biggest laugh. Our designers then prepare the final artwork from your original photo and check it by hand before printing.

Every ornament is made to order. Production takes 3–5 business days, and the typical total from order to doorstep is 8–12 business days. Free standard shipping on every US order. For Christmas, order at least three weeks before you need it, and earlier in December. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, we remake it or refund you; see our returns and refunds policy.

Photo tips for a convincing mugshot

A mugshot needs a face, so choose a sharp, front-facing photo taken at your cat’s eye level, with both eyes and both ears visible. A slightly unimpressed or guilty expression is perfect; the look your cat gives you right after something hits the floor is ideal. Shoot in daylight near a window, avoid heavy filters, and skip photos where the face is half in shadow. Our photo guidelines show what works best on a small round print.

Who it suits

This personalized funny cat ornament is a natural pick for the cat who treats the tree as a climbing gym, for a sibling who retells the same story every December, or for a white elephant exchange among cat people. It also makes a cheeky stocking stuffer for anyone who swears their cat is innocent. A funny cat Christmas ornament rarely stays in the box for long.

For a full Secret Santa bundle, add the Christmas Cookie Tin Cat Mug, then browse more Christmas gifts for cat lovers or our other custom cat ornaments.

FAQ

Product details & care

Material

White porcelain (ceramic), about 3 mm thick, solid one-piece construction

Size

3" round flat disc

Finish

Glossy glaze

Print

Full-color print of your cat design on the front

Hanging

Small gold-tone metal cap with a red-and-white baker's twine loop

Care

Wipe gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth