Kiss the Cook Then the Cat Valentine Cutting Board

This valentine cat cutting board sets the household rules: the cook gets kissed first, and the cat gets kissed right after, whether it likes it or not. Your cat sits in a big scalloped red heart with a lipstick kiss on its cheek and the slightly scandalized look every cat gives a smooch.

The design: retro kitchen valentine

Blush pink with small red polka dots fills the board edge to edge, like a 1970s kitchen canister or a favorite apron. A large scalloped red heart sits in the center, and your cat’s head and chest fill it, cut out from your photo. A little lipstick-pink kiss mark is printed on one cheek, so your cat looks freshly ambushed.

“Kiss the Cook” arcs across the top in fat 1970s bubble letters in valentine red with a cream outline. “(then the cat)” sits just under the heart point in a looping cocoa-brown script, and the names run in small red rounded capitals along the bottom. Our example reads “Dani & Bruno” – you add the cook, the couple or the cat, whoever deserves the credit.

Product details

• Sizes: 8″ x 11″ or 11″ x 15″
• Material: tempered glass with a textured, non-porous surface
• Print: full-color sublimation print on the underside, edge to edge, seen through the glass
• Feet: four non-slip rubber feet
• Care: hand wash only
• Good to know: scratch- and cut-resistant; a glass surface may dull knives over time
• Personalized: one cat plus a short line of names; upload up to six photos, though one clear photo is enough

How your board is made

Upload a photo of your cat and you will see a free AI preview. The preview is an illustration only, there to show the idea. Our designers then prepare the final artwork from your original photo, add the kiss mark and check everything by hand before printing. Because the design sits underneath the glass, your knife and your food never touch the print.

Each board is made to order and ready to ship in about 3–5 business days, with about 8–12 business days from order to doorstep. Free standard shipping on every US order. For Valentine’s Day, order with time to spare before February 14. If your board arrives damaged or misprinted, we remake it or refund you – see returns and refunds.

Photo tips for the heart

A front-facing head-and-chest photo works best, ideally with wide eyes; the face your cat makes when the treat bag crinkles is perfect. Both eyes should be sharp, with the ears inside the frame and a little space around the cheeks for the kiss mark. Black-and-white cats look great here, but make sure the white fur is not overexposed. See our photo guidelines for more help.

A funny cat cutting board for the kitchen

It is a cat lover kitchen gift that suits a newlywed couple, the partner who cooks while the cat supervises from a chair, or a friend who bakes every weekend. As a funny cat cutting board, it doubles as a counter saver or a serving board at Valentine’s brunch. A valentine cat cutting board also stays out on the counter all year, because the rule still applies in July.

Pour the coffee into the retro diner Valentine’s mug for a matching breakfast set. Browse more cat valentine gifts and our cat home decor.

FAQ

Product details & care

Material

Tempered glass with a textured, non-porous surface

Sizes

8" x 11" or 11" x 15"

Print

Full-color sublimation print on the underside, edge to edge, seen through the glass

Feet

Four non-slip rubber feet

Care

Hand wash only

Good to know

Scratch- and cut-resistant; a glass surface may dull knives over time